As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Silverman became increasinglyfurious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against agorgeous young blonde woman.As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenlywhirled, slapped Mr. Silverman, and said, 'That will teach you topinch!'Bewildered, Mr. Silverman was halfway to the parking lot with hiswife when he choked, 'I . . . I didn't pinch that girl.''Of course you didn't,' replied his wife, consolingly. 'I did.'