A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's yoursecret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a caseof whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?' "Twenty-six." ** Shibu **