1 What do blondes and cow pies have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. 2 What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine? She peed on her corn flakes. 3 What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? She turned it over and used the other side. 4 Did you hear about the stupid blonde? She got hit by a parked car. 5 Why can't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator? Because she can't find the 10