A few days before her birthday a husband asked his wife, "Dear, what would you like for your present?""I really don't think I should say.""How about a diamond ring?" the husband asks."I don't care much for diamonds.""Well, how about a mink coat?""You know I do not like furs." she says."A golden necklace?" asks the man."I already have three of them.""Well, gosh, what do you want?"The wife replies, "What I'd really like is a divorce.""Hmmm," says the man, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."