A priest, gets a haircut in a Washington barbershop, he then asks how much he owes. "No charge, Father"... the barber said..."I consider it a service to the Lord." The next morning, the barber finds two dozen small prayer booklets on his stoop. Two days later, a police officer comes in for a cut and asks..."how much do I owe you?" "No charge, officer"...the barber says..."I consider it a service to my community." The next morning the barber finds a dozen doughnuts on his stoop. A few days later a Senator walks in for a haircut..."how much do I owe you?"...he asks. "No charge"...the barber replied.."I consider it a service to my country." The next morning the barber arrives at his shop only tofind a dozen Senators waiting on his stoop!