A bear goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry we dont serve bears here." The bear, upset, says angrily, "Gimme a beer or I'll eat that lady over there!" The bartender says, "Go ahead, I don't care." The bear goes and savagely mauls the woman then eats her in front of the bartender. The bear goes and says, "Now give me a beer or I'll eat someone else." The bartender says, "I'm sorry we don't serve bears on drugs in here." The bear goes, "What? I'm not on drugs!" The bartender says, "What about the barbituate?"