A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" Santa asks. "I want a Barbie and Xena," the little girl replies. Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken." "No," the little girl says. "She comes with Xena. She fakes it with Ken."