It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle, so the elephants decided to challenge the ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the elephants beating the ants ten to nothing, when the ants gained possession of the ball. The ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the elephants' goal when the elephants' left back came stampeding towards him.The elephant stepped on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee blew his whistle, stopped the game, and gave the elephant the red card."Oh, my God! They've killed Kenny!" the other ant players screamed."What the hell do you think you're doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?" the referee asked the distraught elephant.The elephant cried: "I didn't mean to kill him! I was just trying to trip him!"
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