A man is sitting in the bar when he notices another patron a fewstools away. The guy had a body like Charles Atlas but his headwas the size of a thimble. The first man said, "Please excuse me for staring but I can'thelp but be curious as to why your body is so well developed butyour head is so small." The man says, "Buy me a drink and I'lltell you." The drink was bought and the story began. "I was in the navy and my ship was sunk by a torpedo. I was theonly survivor and I managed to make it to a deserted island afew miles away. I had been there for several months and wassitting on the beach one day waiting for a bird or a fish tocome by, so I would have something to eat. Looking up I saw amermaid sunning on a nearby rock. She swam over to me andinformed me that she was a magical mermaid and could grant me 3wishes. "Great, I'd like to be rescued." She slapped the water with hertail and a ship appeared, sailing straight for my island. Next I asked for a body like Charles Atlas. Another slap of hertail and here it is. Then noticing how beautiful she was and all my other wishedfulfilled I asked if I could make love to her. She said no, itjust wouldn't work, her being half fish and all, so I said"Well, how about a little head then?"